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a bitterness-mongering titbasket of a person

Name:
Demus
External Services:
  • nicodeimus@livejournal.com
Hello, I'm Demus. My journal is only flocked because I worry that I might stumble unexpectedly into the public domain at some point in my life (highly unlikely) and need that bit of privacy. Feel free to add! New friends are like honey and crack- just drop me a line so I know who you are. If anyone's come in search of my writing, I'm afraid all of it is on various communities or anonymemes; you can find a public master list in my tags. Furthermore, if you are deathly bored, I am sort of on Twitter.



The official description

anazri: Demus demus, an uncommon species found mainly in the North. The Demus is commonly to be found around horses and appears to be very attracted to the internet; it is unequalled as a loyal companion, and is valued for such traits as particularly fine writing, an unparalleled skill at shanty-singing, ready wit and general loveliness. Once encountered, the thought will frequently occur to the viewer (as, indeed, this writer is able to testify from long association) that the world would be a very unhappy place without the Demus. It can often be lured towards the viewer by the promise of cider.

apiphile: Demus is made of pure old-skool awesome sauce as squeezed from the tits of the awesomecow. Approach only if you can handle EPIC LULZ and the like.

death_ismygift: I can't decide if Demus is sex on legs or if she's the loveliest, classiest girl in the world. Possibly she's both, like Marilyn Monroe.

inappropriately: Practical, caring, hilarious and chewy: Demus is a free bitch, baby (and also one of my favourite people).

inever: DEMUS HAS A LOVELY BOSOM.

justaredherring: DEMUS WRITES FANTASTIC STORIES AND IS ALWAYS NICE AND PRETTY HOT, TOO.

kirke_novak: If I had to imagine the shape of the next Gozer, I'd think of Demus and Gozer would fall over and die, because you just can't copy her ultimate awesomeness.

mellaithwen: Demus will always be on hand to attack your enemies with her giant-lizard-type-godzilla-pet :D and she would kick the dalek's ass...again.

oz_the_bobble: The Demus!bitch tastes excellent with jam. Try it to wake you up in the morning with a good old fashioned spanking.

poose78: Demus writes words that make me squirm with pleasure. She is a Twitterverse delight. Her boobs are pretty nice, too.

rintheamazing: Demus contains 110% of your recommended daily intake of riboflavin, and also looks good in hats.

sideshow_meg: nicodeimus is a racer, a dancer and a wonderful Double Agent. I would quite like her to play the 11th Doctor please.

sugarcane_moon: DEMUS IS AWESOME, AND FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.

synkende: Demus is alive. That's gotta count for something.

taleya: nicodeimus: A marvellously sick and twisted woman beyond compare, who writes like a literary MOFO.

tomiko_the_muse: nicodeimus is one crazy ass motherfucker who has a strange fascination with jam-- and you don't want to know how far this fascination goes.

violetbites: Demus is the reason why Livejournal exists...how else will she corrupt the minds of innocent *snigger* fangirls everyway....okay seriously Demus is like tea and peach jam on toast first thing in the morning; she fills you with the warm fuzzies, is sweet and fruity, highly addictive and also, very kinky!

vlarkvark: by far one of the wisest and caring people I have ever had the pleasure to meet and definitely a true friend for always.



Me, Myself and She: I am very happily lj-married to my beloved kirke_novak.

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